#7 ConeStance

don't you dare call me connie! my mom says that i'm beautiful, no matter what everyone says. i don't need to tiptoe around... forget that. i am monster, hear me roar!

#6 Marfy

marfy sad. marfy want hit things. marfy belly is grumblings. marfy now happy! wonderful world. world stinks! marfy confused. sleepy.

#5 and #5.5 - Snow-muties "Dave" and "Jebediah"

Bred in a laboratory, Dave and Jebediah's only goal is to one day bake the world's largest loaf of bread. For some a meager goal, but for those of the snow community, an unimaginable triumph. Raised as brothers but sharing the same body, Dave and Jebediah have built a name in the snow-cone community... under the nickname "Cone-ann the barbarian(s)." Their one true love is baking, a life-threatening hobby that cost their 3rd conjoined twin "3dude" his life. This former-trio-now-duo will be one act to follow in this years bakeolympics.

#4 Snobot 3000

Snobot 3000, or "Snobot" for short, loves the Earth and wishes he wasn't programmed to destroy it. His nervous disposition has helped in that endeavor, as well as the recent rain and sun in Boston. [Quote] "Good bye friends. My programming may hate you, but my metal heart will always call you buddy {initiate crying sequence}"

#3 Snaz

My name isssss... Ssssssnazzz. It takesssssss me ssssssssseveral sssssssecondssssssssss to sssssssssssspeak. Ssssssssorry, but them'sssssssssssssssss the breakssssssssssssss, sssssssssisssssssster!

Monster Zero [Point] One

Matt Walczak, a short but diminutive collaborator. GASP! ...at his tiny legs. SCREAM! ...at his reasonably kempt beard (not entirely pictured). GUFFAW! at his brevity; The end.

#2 Yerbert

Yerbert is my name, and my heroes are King Kong, Spiderman and the Mario Brothers. Climbing this wall would be much easier if I could fly, but sadly I remain earthbound... at least for now! I am working on making wings out of feathers and wax that I plan to use in my quest later this summer. I'll let you know how it goes! 

#1 Nobody

Oh, hi... I'm Nobody... I love playing with friends and singing at the top of my voice. I was born with just a head and legs, but I've got nothing to be ashamed of... I'm very smart and can run like the wind. Don't make me angry, though... or I'll BITE-YA! 

monster zero

Deborah Shea (humanus sudorosus) : the tallest of the Sheas, the Deborah thrives near the ocean in a mild climate. Generally friendly and nurturing, she can be agitated by teasing, threats, and insults, which result in a flight response. Her natural enemies are insensitive teenage boys and spiders. Her life expectancy is at this time unknown.