Thursday, September 16, 2010

# 19 Fearkat

This just in from SETI:

Attention Planet Earth.
I come from the planet Meerkat. You must give us all your scorpions so that we may eat them. If you refuse, we will do cute tricks like standing up on our hind legs, squeaking, and popping in and out of holes until you meet our demands. You have until tomorrow.
End Transmission.

#18 Pumpkin Alien

" Pumpkin Alien went to a party, and all the other alien pumpkins had 2 eyes, but he had one. And another pumpkin behind the flowers had one eye. They lived happily ever after. The end. "
- Emma, age 4.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

# 17 Brain

Brains. Brains! BRAINS!!!!!!!! BRRRRRRRAINSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#16 Sunny

A sunflower with eyes, and attitude. Deal with it.

Friday, September 10, 2010

#14 & #15 The Tomato Twins

This is why organic gardening is so important. Otherwise......they grow eyes.

#13 Sticky

"I used to be a popsicle. A beautiful orange creamsicle. Now I'm just a sticky stick."

#12 Stinky

Left too long in the pumpkin patch, this squash turned rotten. Try to cook him, and he'll use his secret weapon, the world's stinkiest onion.
"Why you crying?"

#11 Snappy the Snap Dragon

Patiently hiding, biding his time, in his bouquet of evil. Come closer to smell the roses and your nose.